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| wCustomer' Interests > Customer Fun |
| Alternate sport! |
Santa and Banta met at the club for their weekly golf game. And for the third week in a row, it was raining too hard to play. Banta: Well, Santa, what do you want to do now? Santa: Badminton? Banta: Nah. Santa: Shoot some pool? Banta: Nah. Santa: Cards? Banta: Nah. Hey, I've got an idea. We can go over to my house and fool around with my wife, Preeto. Santa: What do you mean? Banta: Just what I said. We'll go to my house and we can fool around with my wife. Santa: What about me? Banta: She's a sport. She won't mind at all. Santa: Well... if you think it's okay... At Banta's house |
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| Hired to worry! |
| Fresh out of business school, the young
man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed
by a very nervous Banta who ran a small business that he had started
himself. "I need someone with an accounting degree," Banta said. "But mainly, I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me." "Excuse me?" the accountant said. "I worry about a lot of things," Banta said. "But I don't want to have to worry about money. Your job will be to take all the money worries off my back." "I see," the accountant said. "And how much does the job pay?" "I'll start you at eighty thousand." "Eighty thousand dollars!" the accountant exclaimed. "How can such a small business afford a sum like that?" "That," Banta said, "is your first worry." |
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| Santa's new car |
| Santa had just gotten a new car and was
out for a drive when he accidentally cut off a truck driver. Truck
driver motioned for Santa to pull over. When Santa did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to Santa, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!" He then went to Santa's car and cut up his leather seats. When he turned around, Santa had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at Santa, he has a smile on his face. He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now Santa's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of petrol, pours it on her car and sets it on fired. He turns around and Santa is laughing so hard he is about to fall down. "What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde. Santa replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!!" |
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| Smart painter |
| Santa was delighted with the way the painter
had done all the work on his house. "You did a great job." he said and handed the man a check. "Also, in order to thank-you, here`s an extra Five hundred rupees to take the Mrs out to dinner and a movie." Later that night, the doorbell rang and it was the painter. Thinking the painter had forgotten something Santa asked, "What`s the matter, did you forget something?" "Nope." replied the painter. "I`m just here to take your Mrs out to dinner and a movie like you asked." |
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| Woman`s ears! |
| Banta lost both ears in an accident. No plastic
surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in
Mumbai, and went to him. The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, " Yes, I can put you right." After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel. The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, "You bastard, you gave me a woman`s ears." "Well, an ear is an ear, it makes no difference whether it is a man`s or a woman`s." "You`re wrong, I hear everything, but I don`t understand a thing!" |
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| We
have just been notified by security that there have been 6 suspected
terrorists working out of your office.
Five of the six have been apprehended. Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin and Bin Drinkin have been taken into custody. Security advised us that they could find no one fitting the description of the sixth cell member, Bin Workin, at your office. Security is confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot. You are obviously not a suspect at this time. |